Obviously, the school I go to is heavily Mormon. Whether or not you're LDS here you know what RM, FHE, FYE and CTR stand for. 90% of them are here because they didn't get in to BYU. Everyone gets married before they can legally drink. They don't wear tank tops or swear.
If I could say something to all the Mormons at my school without them trying to convert me, it would be this:
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are in COLLEGE, goddammit! This is the time in your life when you should be making stupid decisions, not picking out china patterns. Get drunk! Have casual sex! Pull all nighters on a regular basis! Smoke a bowl!
This message is brought to you by boredom and frustration...so there you have it (:
Dig it.
ReplyDeletehaha thanks DB (:
ReplyDelete"They don't wear tank tops or swear"...Hahaha that's my favorite part :)
ReplyDeleteIt's a true story Mackenzie! :P
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