Weekends in Logan (:

Today was my first day of school for the semester. Needless to say, the weekend was crazy! We all had to live it up before school started again. And we'll continue to do so, just with added stress. I'll recap the weekend's events (what I can remember of them ;)

FRIDAY
Friday started out innocently enough. It was my roommate Sam's birthday, so we went out for pizza. Later my friend Kayla and I went to check out a dance in the basement of the freshman dorms. We walked in and saw a huge group of white Mormon kids dancing to Soulja Boy and a table of jello. We immediately left.
Shortly after, our buddy Kan called and invited us to his friend's party. Kan, aka The Eternally Drunk Japanese Kid, assured us that it was totally chill and there was plenty of Bud Lite to go around. So Kayla, Katie and I got a ride with a guy named Mike we knew from last semester.
Neither of my friends were drinking, so Mike and I teamed up for beer pong against Kan and another Asian. We lost after a very long close game, and Katie and Kayla left early. After king's cup, I was officially smashed.
Backing up: Kan went upstairs during king's cup. Two minutes later my phone started ringing and it was him.
"Lyssa! I can't get out of the bathroom!"
"What? I was just in there. Turn the handle!"
"It's not working!!! Help me!"
So Mike and I ran upstairs and instructed him to turn the handle every way possible. Other people started looking for stuff to pry the door open. One girl wanted to call the cops to get him out, but I reminded her of how stupid that would be considering that Kan and I are only 20.
After about half an hour, Kan FINALLY got the door to open. The whole thing is still kind of a mystery. Anyway, we finished our game and people started to leave. Mike lives in an apartment complex three blocks from the house we were at, so we walked there to watch The Hangover because Kan hadn't seen it yet.
We still had a case of beer with five cans in it. Kan stuck it under his shirt and announced that he was 5 months pregnant. I called being its godmother. Like a boss.
After the movie and the rest of the Bud Lite, Mike invited us to sleep over. I was kinda sketched out because I know he used to like me, so I said we were fine to walk home. Kan's house was a 2 mile walk from Mike's, but we were armed with cigarettes and my rape whistle. I ended up staying at Kan's and woke up in my ex boyfriend's bed wearing Kan's T shirt and basketball shorts. I'm sooo grateful that he was in Ogden at the time. I did a semi walk of shame back to my place after thanking Kan for taking care of me. I passed some people taking family photos on Old Main Hill and thought about how lucky I am. They had probably just played board games last night. I'd partied with my favorite Asian. Yay-yeah!
SATURDAY
My friend Gabby and I heard about a concert that night in the student center, but we didn't know anything about it. We went to my RA's apartment to inquire and one of his roommates gave us a flier for a frat party. It was a tattoo party, so a group of us girls wore white tank tops so that people could draw on our clothes and skin.
We showed up a bit too early, so it was kind of lame at first. But by 10 tons of people had shown up and it got crazy! I gleefully garnered tons of body graffiti. Someone wrote "Josh's" with an arrow pointing down on my shirt. Katie crossed it out and put her name. I danced with a hottie from the U, but when he asked me if I wanted to go smoke with him I said no. Sketchy things go down at the Sigma Chi house so I went back to my friends to be safe. That was probably a good call.
If you look up sketchy in the dictionary, there is a picture of Kanye the creeper next to it. Kanye was a drunk German guy who approached us just as we were about to leave.
"I NEED TO SIGN SOMEBODY'S BREAST!" he bellowed.
He then went on to explain that in Germany, they were classy and always said breasts, not boobs. There was a lot of other random shit he said that I don't remember. The main point is that my friend Erin wasn't paying attention until he asked her for a marker. She said sure and handed him one.
"GIVE ME YOUR RIGHT BREAST!"-Kanye
Well A) Erin was the only one of us not wearing a white shirt, B) She was really creeped out, with good reason since she didn't hear the rest of his rant and he was a creeper and C) It was her first week of college. Poor freshman. What a story to tell your grandchildren ;)
We left around 12, right before the cops showed up. Perfect timing in that regard...but then it started POURING! We were already wearing white shirts, and I didn't want the marker on mine to come off. So I said, "Let's just take them off!" I was kind of joking, but then I decided it was a brilliant idea. I took mine off and four of my friends followed suit! We ran back to the dorms in our bras and short shorts like crazy girls. Several people honked at us and guys on the third floor of our building ran out onto the deck, most of them saying stuff like "Dude! No fucking way! Jason, get your ass out here and check this out!"
We dried off, changed and went to Beto's. After that we hit up a random party where Kan was the only really drunk one and tried to smoke incense. The best part was our rainy striptease though!!!! ha
SUNDAY
Well. Yesterday was pretty dull compared to those nights. We did have an awesome campfire though! Check out my facebook photos.
All in all, a sublime ending to summer. Fo real.